I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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