Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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