She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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