i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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