worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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