i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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