I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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