Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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