saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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