Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize