dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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