Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love black thongs
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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