So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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