I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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