Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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