wakey wakey hands off snakey
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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