Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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