My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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