I'm gonna have a badass scar
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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