Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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only you would photoshop your dick
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
When are your genitals available?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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