Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i barfeds in our rink
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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