whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Buhtt sex?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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