She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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