i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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