I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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