Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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