I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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