I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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