he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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