How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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