have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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