Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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