Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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