there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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