In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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