As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she looked like the before picture.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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