i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
