Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i out mim tonsoeep
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