I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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