if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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