tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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