my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Panties = found
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