it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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