My entire life is one complicated drinking game
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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