i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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