do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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