Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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