i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
