Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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