The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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