so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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