I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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