David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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