I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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