Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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