I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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