My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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