Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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