Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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