After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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