I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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