The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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