3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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